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Old and Alone
Season 3, Episode 11
Old and Alone
Air Date November 29, 1991
Writer Stephen Langford
Director Richard Correll
Previous The Love God
Next A Pair of Ladies

Old and Alone is episode eleven of season three on Family Matters. This show was originally aired on November 29, 1991. It was written by Stephen Langford and directed by Richard Correll.

Synopsis Edit

Laura tells Urkel he's banished from her life after he warns her about her new boyfriend's ulterior motives. In turn, Harriette tells Laura that her attitude may result in her growing "old and alone". Sure enough, she has a dream where she becomes an elderly spinster, who has grown "old and alone".

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Cameo Edit

  • Garcelle Beauvais as Lulu
  • Bumper Robinson as Daniel Wallace

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Quotes Edit

Urkel: Laura's got the highly infectious mucus-nasal-osis-inflamicus.
Daniel Wallace: Oh my God! What is that?
Urkel: Well, it starts out with a little cough.
Urkel: Then your nasal passages swell and your nose and throat slam shut tighter than a clam.
Daniel Wallace: Whoa, man.
Urkel: Yeah, and then if you sneeze... why, your entire head explodes like a cherry bomb in a cantaloupe.
Daniel Wallace: Hey, man. Hey, wait a minute. Hey, you could be making this whole thing up!
Urkel: Could. But, if I'm not, the last two words you'll ever say will be, "A Choo."

Urkel: Laura, this is a... a really special moment and... well, I think we should celebrate it by... getting married.
Laura: No.
Urkel: Engaged?
Laura: No.
Urkel: Going steady?
Laura: No.
Urkel: A date?
Laura: No.
Urkel: A kiss?
Laura: No.
Urkel: A handshake?
Laura: No.
Urkel: I'll see ya tomorrow?
Laura: Yeah.
Urkel: I'll take it.

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